smart: I want a mini-giraffe like that Russian guy on the Direct TV ads. I too, am epic win and I must have a suitable companion for Princess Lola.Where can I find a reputable mini-giraffe breeder in Southern California?don't do it, homes. mini-giraffes are the most scandalous type of giraffe available on the market. they will steal from your purse and then drive your car into a lake. I don't like dolphins either, just so we're clear.Where can I find a reputable mini-giraffe breeder in Southern California?From here: http://www.minigiraffe.com/Also good deals on Tiger's blood available for good customer.Where can I find a reputable mini-giraffe breeder in Southern California?I thought that guy was German|||You gotsa ask da looka man!